You deserve an Ode…so this ones for you babe..the best boyfriend EVER!
You were there for me when my ex broke up with me. You became my awesome boyfriend.
You have treated me to countless deals.
When I wanted that Vivienne Tam White Leather Jacket there she was…on your rack at a fraction of the cost. When I had to have a special pair of white jeans for summer…you provided me with sevens.
My love for blazers emerged after snagging this BB Dakota Blazer from you.
And last but not least one of my favorite cross body bags from BCBGeneration was a gift from you when I coveted a white bag.
Now…you shower me with my first black yedi, a pair of smoking hot skinny burgandy jeans ($19.99 STEELE), and drum roll please…these AFREAKINMAZING Sam Edelmans. Ohhhh the insanity.
Thanks to my Gold Membership with 10% off and the lovely coupons galore you send me almost weekly…I saved a TON of money.
So now that we’ve taken this relationship to another level…I was wondering if
YOU WILL MARRY ME???
I would like you to be my husband Loehmann’s and I don’t need no ring..just that Helmut Lang Blazer with mesh cutouts (white and black) in a size Medium…please and thank you.